Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
Is it just me or does everyone else get super confused when people change their icons? I’m like who the hell is this person? Have I always been following them?
*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
There are people with jobs on here.
Smart people with jobs.
That was my reaction exactly. It gives me real hope to know that people who have their shit together, still are on Tumblr.
I know. It’s weirding me out too.
What fresh hell is this? I didn’t know Dydia was a thing. Thanks to all your reblogs, though, I am totally interested. Must research….for science…